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Like most dumb O’Brien characters, the gag is a simple one: take an adorable dog with a funny name, stick it on a platform on stilts, and laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing. Obviously, Really Tall Dachshunds can’t fix what’s wrong with America. But they can briefly distract from it, which is probably all we can really ask for from late-night talk show hosts or improbably tall dogs.
It comes out of nowhere, and no one knows what causes it to appear. Like a curse, it will follow and haunt you, keeping you from enjoying your daily responsibilities, defying your common sentiments of rationality and grounded theories. The creature has been simply dubbed the Graying Dog; this is because from afar, it looks like a large canine. As you would imagine, it walks on all four of its legs and has a bit of a snout, although it doesn’t seem to have a tail whatsoever. Its coat is a pale hue that has no color and it stands around seven or eight feet tall.
Yes but…what is the Tall Dog? What does that mean?
She wrapped herself tight around me and whispered, “The Tall Dog.”
It was a dog. But not an ordinary dog. This was a dog a tall and as wide as a full-grown man, covered with bristling black fur and baring its massive, yellow teeth. And the animal's eyes were glowing. Not reflecting light like a dog's eyes will do, but actually glowing, burning with a smoldering red light that seemed to have about it something of the very fires of Hell.I entered her room and froze. The monster, the Tall Dog, was on all fours by Heather’s bed. Its snout was inches from her ear and its mouth moved rapidly, but I couldn’t hear any noise. It was like it was speaking directly into her dreams. Heather’s eyes were shut but she had begun to stir, soft cries escaping her lips as the Tall Dog silently filled her mind.We created tall tails® to give you the highest quality products for your dog. Each one of our products is produced to the highest standard. They are fully machine washable & dryable, giving your dog the comfort and attention they rightly deserve. See why our dog gear and dog gifts will make your dog feel loved. My heart skipped a beat as I read the question at the top: My son keeps having nightmares and complains about something called “The Tall Dog”…does anyone know what the hell this is? It’s happened three nights in a row! It’s driving me crazy! Help!I pulled my phone off the nightstand and brought up the internet browser. After taking a moment to think, I searched the term “Tall Dog”. I scrolled through some dog show sites that popped up and finally found a link to a message board. I clicked it.The Tall Dog turned away from the bed and rose up up on two legs, towering over me. Despite its appearance, it didn’t move like an animal. Its balance was perfect and its legs and muscles twisted and flowed with the confidence of a human.